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Klavigar Nadox

⁂NadoxKlavigar


Greetings, loyal students.
As you should already know, the 22nd of August — or, today — is the tenth anniversary of our lord Grand Karcist Ion's disappearance and foretold return into the mortal realm. To celebrate this, I have decided to allow you to glimpse into a part of my brilliant mind, or as you youth would call it, "host an AMA." Therefore, feel free to ask away, and many answers shall await you.

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12:01 AM • Aug 22, 2037

Mikeyanarchey

⁂antistatey


⁂NadoxKlavigar Didn't Ion disappear like, a bunch of thousands of years ago now? How do you know the anniversary is on the 22nd when we've had so many calendar changes since then?

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12:18 AM • Aug 22, 2037

Klavigar Nadox

⁂NadoxKlavigar


⁂antistatey That is a valid question. As for your answer, know that I was there when it happened and have kept a close count of the passing days ever since. It seemed only appropriate to honor the sacrifices of our brethren throughout the ages that it took to bring Him back.

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12:31 AM • Aug 22, 2037

GorgonRamsaye

⁂KitchenInHell


⁂NadoxKlavigar What's your favorite steak doneness level? Well? Medium rare? Or some other magical fourth type?

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12:32 AM • Aug 22, 2037

Klavigar Nadox

⁂NadoxKlavigar


⁂KitchenInHell Interesting question. Blue Rare and Rare quite tickle my fancy, but Medium from time to time wouldn't hurt. I absolutely hate Well. It screams too much during cooking.

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12:35 AM • Aug 22, 2037

Vivienne (COMMS OPEN)

⁂Vividoesanart


⁂NadoxKlavigar who would you say is the nerdiest of the klavigars?

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01:08 AM • Aug 22, 2037

Klavigar Orok

⁂Orokgainz


⁂Vividoesanart ⁂NadoxKlavigar The last time I saw Nadox go outside was 489 years ago. Even with that many hands, it seems touching grass isn't something he can do.

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01:15 AM • Aug 22, 2037

Midnight

⁂MidnightTheCat


⁂Vividoesanart ⁂NadoxKlavigar ⁂Orokgainz says the guy who was practically dead for most of this time

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01:17 AM • Aug 22, 2037

Semiautomatic

⁂broke&woke


⁂NadoxKlavigar Hey so I get that you and Ion liberated many people from the Deava Empire all the way back in the day but how would you, as a Klavigar, reply to the blatant racism and xenophobia your people have been mongering ever since? Like, you know, the First Occult War and the discrimination against Mekhanite folk in magic communities throughout history? As a Mekhanite, I find it very insulting that you choose to celebrate someone like him during such a peaceful era and—🧵 [1/15]

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01:57 AM • Aug 22, 2037

Semiautomatic

⁂broke&woke


⁂NadoxKlavigar ⁂broke&woke —trying to say is that I just think it's really not fucking cool you're doing this all those years after. I would highly recommend you rethink your decision to continue to keep up your awful traditions even all those years after. Especially as a supposedly proud member of Vanguard. 🧵 [15/15]

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03:15 AM • Aug 22, 2037

I believe in Neo-Mozart supremacy

⁂Rockandbonestan


From the Nälkän genocides to the oppressive patriarchal system of modern techno-unity: a thread on why Mekhanism is problematic. (1/?)

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03:25 AM • Aug 22, 2037

Steelix off the string

⁂religioussteeltype


I am so tired of people acting like Nälkäns are their unproblematic faves now and that it's okay to celebrate Ion and his followers. Like hello? Did we forget the ritual sacrifices and the numerous mafia families?

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03:47 AM • Aug 22, 2037

Saarn

⁂klavigarsaarn1214


⁂broke&woke kill yourself

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03:51 PM • Aug 22, 2037

Saarn

⁂klavigarsaarn1214


⁂Rockandbonestan based

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03:53 PM • Aug 22, 2037

Saarn

⁂klavigarsaarn1214


⁂religioussteeltype kill yourself

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03:55 PM • Aug 22, 2037

Vanguard

⁂VanguardOfficial


Hey folks. We are deeply saddened at the hatred between a few radical Mekhanite and Nälkä groups going around the internet right now, spawned by the ongoing celebration of the anniversary of Grand Karcist Ion's return. We would like all of you to remember that these people are radicals, do not represent the whole of their groups, and are not affiliated with official Mekhanite and Nälkä Vanguard partners. All users responsible for the hate have been removed from Void support and we are going out of our way to do more about the situation. Thank you for your patience.

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04:02 PM • Aug 22, 2037

Saarn

⁂klavigarsaarn1215


⁂VanguardOfficial kill yourself

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04:21 PM • Aug 22, 2037

unVeiled

⁂unVeiledNews


BREAKING: Brawl currently ongoing in the Grand Temple of Esterberg, Poland between a group of violent Nälkä and Mekhanite criminals. 27 injured and 4 dead, witnesses claim. Will the previously peaceful place of worship to many religions turn into an all-out battlefield? Experts say… Read More

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06:28 AM • Aug 23, 2037

SAPPHIRE

⁂saphirinternational


The ongoing situation shows nothing but the fact that religion and its followers are just spreaders of hate and misinformation. They cannot do anything but create division and violence. Don't be fooled by them, friends, and keep your head above the water. Remember: when in doubt, doubt. 😉

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10:15 AM • Aug 23, 2037

HOGSLICE

⁂HOGSLICE


BOTH OF THE SIDES ARE PUSSIES FOR WHINING ABOUT WHETHER YOUR ROBOCOCKS OR MEATSCEPTERS ARE BETTER. NEITHER ARE COOL.
NO FANCY SCHMANCY PROSTHETICS OR BODY MORPHINGS HERE. JUST PURE STRENGTH OF WILL AND RAW HOGSLICE POWER. THAT'S THE WAY IT'S DONE!
— HOGSLICE

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04:51 PM • Aug 24, 2037

Klavigar Orok

⁂Orokgainz


⁂HOGSLICE Do you think my strength was achieved by taking the easy path? I shaped myself through pain and battle, through wounds and gritted teeth. I have gone through unspeakable trials to become what I am today. Compared to mine, your will to power is insignificant.

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04:55 PM • Aug 24, 2037

HOGSLICE

⁂HOGSLICE


⁂Orokgainz WHO THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL INSIGNIFICANT? LET'S SEE IF THAT STUPID-ASS ONE EYE OF YOURS LIKES DIRT!
— HOGSLICE

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04:57 PM • Aug 24, 2037

Klavigar Orok

⁂Orokgainz


⁂HOGSLICE Oh, it is on!

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04:57 PM • Aug 24, 2037

Vanguard

⁂VanguardOfficial


Due to an ongoing event involving VNP-6599, citizens of the town of Volgograd are advised to seek shelter indoors. While the current situation is happening outside the town, the tremors will only continue to grow in intensity and may cause debris to fall and the river to flood.

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05:40 PM • Aug 24, 2037

ChopinThatGivesTuberculosis

⁂ChopinGives


⁂klavigarsaarn1245 is Not Worthy of tuberculosis.

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05:42 PM • Aug 24, 2037

Chopinhead

⁂Chopinhead


⁂ChopinGives You are ruining the image of the Greatest Composer.

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05:43 PM • Aug 24, 2037

Hunter Industries

⁂HunterIndustriesOfficial


We are grateful to announce that starting from today we have special discount on weapons and cartridges that specialize in melting through meat and piercing even the hardest metals!
But beware, resources are limited and the discount only lasts until August 27th!
So better be quick and get those guns!

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05:44 PM • Aug 24, 2037

Marie Surratt

⁂QueenOfBones


Here's what I think about this whole fiasco: both parties are lame-ass posers. There's a golden middle between both of them, though, and it's the way of the skeleton — it's pain-free, cheap, and you never have to eat, drink, or rest again! If you're interested to learn more, feel free to visit the official website of the Bone Batallion ;)
https://www.bone-batallion.pl/recruitment

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05:46 PM • Aug 24, 2037

Saarn

⁂klavigarsaarn1245


⁂QueenOfBones miss you literally run a mafia, this is a crime syndicate recruitment drive, people

also, you know, [the general drill], even if it doesnt really work on you, i suppose

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05:52 PM • Aug 24, 2037

Klavigar Nadox

⁂NadoxKlavigar


As it unfortunately appears that the celebration of my people has led to a large display of violence, I would officially like to request all parties involved in this nonsensical blood spill — including my friend Saarn, which saddens me deeply — to cease all actions immediately. The doctrine of Ion was built upon peace and tolerance, not whatever utter blasphemy this is meant to be. However, I would also like to ask all my followers to not harrass their fellow Maxwellist friends — the group currently spreading hate is nothing more than a radical "4chan" cell, and does not represent the majority. Thank you.

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06:04 AM • Aug 24, 2037

Klavigar Lovataar 🔞

⁂LovataarKlavigar


⁂NadoxKlavigar HE SAYS THAT, KNOWING FULL WELL HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR TENS OF HUNDREDS OF MASSACRES THROUGHOUT HISTORY JUST BECAUSE HE COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO LEAVE HIS STUDY. BUT HE'S NOT THE WORST OFFENDER OF ALLOWING THE AWFUL SARKIC THREAT (WHICH, BY THE WAY, CAN WE BRING THEM BACK TO THE SHIT THEY CAME FROM, PEOPLE?) TO DO THIS, FUNNILY ENOUGH — LOVATAAR IS EVEN WORSE. [1/23]

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06:04 AM • Aug 24, 2037

Robert Carter

⁂MC&DRobertCarter


People ask me all the time what I think about this whole thing. Well, here's my answer: And to the whole woke crowd chanting about "racism" or whatever: even ⁂LovataarKlavigar agrees with me, folks!

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06:04 AM • Aug 24, 2037

Klavigar Lovataar 🔞

⁂LovataarKlavigar


I would like to thoroughly apologize for the posts sent from this account throughout today morning. It appears that I had been hacked by some malicious actor operating from the currently under attack Server Headquarters Site-7, who then used my account to send these awful messages. All of them have been removed immediately upon regaining access. I apologize for any harm that might have been done because of this.

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06:04 AM • Aug 24, 2037

Alyx's parlor

⁂Lihakut'atoo


Not gonna get any work done today. Someone defaced the parlor's front in the night, bunch of slurs and sticky paint. They hit George's place too and he's Cogwork so I know it wasn't purely personal but… I dunno, I still feel really down. Especially after learning it got started because of some hacker asshole.

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8:22 AM - Aug 25, 2037

Ron Gambi

⁂curiousRG


⁂Lihakut'atoo I am running over with a bucket, a mop, snacks and my entire Ace Ventura box set. No sad days on my watch!

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8:30 AM - Aug 25, 2037

Alyx's parlor

⁂Lihakut'atoo


⁂curiousRG You're the best reply guy I could ask for.

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8:33 AM - Aug 25, 2037

Klavigar Nadox

⁂NadoxKlavigar


Please join myself and Saint Hedwig for a collaborative peace rally, held this afternoon in most major anomalous population centers.
In these hard times, it is important that we show the world that we can truly move past old grudges and stand together. Let's remind those who wish for war and violence that they do not speak for all of us.

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10:01 AM • Aug 25, 2037

Saarn

⁂klavigarsaarn1276


⁂NadoxKlavigar i, for one, am definitely going to be joining the war on religious discrimination

on the side of religious discrimination

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10:05 AM • Aug 25, 2037

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⁂ONE


⁂NadoxKlavigar ⁂klavigarsaarn1267 SURPRISINGLY REASONABLE

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10:08 AM • Aug 25, 2037

unVeiled

⁂unVeiledNews


BREAKING: Nälkan-Mekhanite peace rallies attacked in the enclave cities of Three Portlands, Esterberg, and Eurtec by seemingly connected but currently unidentified groups. Attackers reported to use conventional firearms as well as anomalous weaponry. Death toll currently unconfirmed, but believed to be in dozens and rising.

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04:17 PM • Aug 25, 2037

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⁂ONE


WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEACE

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04:27 PM • Aug 25, 2037

Vanguard

⁂VanguardOfficial


Hey everyone, we are more than glad to announce that we were able to get our servers back online; the attacker responsible has been isolated and forwarded to appropriate authorities. But that's not all: joining forces with Global Occult Coalition's PHYSICS Division, Vanguard peacekeeping forces were able to retrieve all civilians — as well as Klavigar Nadox and St. Hedwig — from the attacked rallies. Similarly, the attacker responsible will be properly dealt with soon.

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08:20 PM • Aug 25, 2037

Global Occult Coalition

⁂UNGOC


Radical SAPPHIRE groups responsible for attempting to interrupt the recent peaceful rallies via terrorist attacks have been apprehended, and the authorities that allowed for this to occur have been arrested. It was not an easy operation, but as the primary peacekeeping force of the paranormal world, we absolutely cannot risk another Occult War.

As for the primary inflammatory parties that were responsible for the initial virtual drama — we attach below an in-depth article regarding their fates.

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08:25 PM • Aug 25, 2037