Объект №: SCP-3768
Класс объекта: Безопасный
Особые условия содержания: Информация о процедуре SCP-3768-A должна содержаться в единственном печатном документе в Зоне 59. Бот Фонда 7-ОРФЕЙ занимается удалением всей прочей информации в сети Интернет, относящейся к SCP-3768-A. Для нецифровых форматов хранения следует проводить стандартные кампании по подавлению информации с низким приоритетом.
Следует содержать одно радио с проведённой SCP-3768-A с целью изучения SCP-3768-B. За SCP-3768-B необходимо вести наблюдение и запись сигнала в Зоне 59 по решению директора Нэйсмита.
Описание: SCP-3768-A представляет собой ритуалистическую процедуру, проводящуюся с использованием:
- 3.7 граммов цинка,
- как минимум 400 граммов столовой соли,
- не более 5 граммов серебра, а также
- 7 трупов пчёл, сохранившихся после смерти как минимум на 90%.
Эти ингредиенты следует расположить определённым образом вокруг гражданского FM-радио, находящегося в радиусе 500 км от Балтимора, штат Мэриленд.
После завершения SCP-3768-A на частоте 97.3 FM становится доступной новая радиостанция, определённая как "Общественное Радио Трёх Лун" или "3MPR". Считается, что источник данной частоты находится на экстрамерном плане реальности.
Круглосуточная программа шоу включает в себя новости и редакционные объявления для жителей плана, с которого исходит сигнал. Ведущая, которая (предположительно) ни разу не выходила из эфира на протяжении 300 лет, определяет себя как "вечно 27-летняя" женщина-человек французско-сенегальского происхождения по имени Жюли Ньянг — далее она обозначена как SCP-3768-C.
Информация о том, основаны ли записи на реальных событиях, доступна только персоналу с уровнем доступа 5/3768.
Selections from SCP-3768-B recordings:
SCP-3768-C: Good morning, Drysedge! It is now 8:00 AM Old Eastern Standard Time. Meteorological station Aleph is maintaining a pleasant 62 degrees out today, so wear a light jacket if you're headed to the meat tree market.
SCP-3768-C: Lord Ghantouris, also known as the Elephant King or the Arch-Hedon, released an official public statement yesterday to celebrate the fact that he's temporarily sober for the first time in 300 years. He took questions from Saklovaian reporters on the steps of the Marble Hall. In regards to the approximately 30,000 captives of his so-called "meat orgies", Lord Ghantouris responded with, quote, "This was never a part of the plan. The soma was tainted from the start. None of us can stop. I cannot stop. I am scared. Please help us."
Male Voice: …I suppose it goes without saying that I've been bloody well disappointed the whole time. There I was, all "imagine there's no heaven" and "no hell below us" - then I wake up from the murder, and I'm in a place that manages to be both at the same time. "Imagine there's no countries" - Corbenic's got a few trillion countries, and they're in a permanent war with one another.
SCP-3768-C: Speaking of which, what are your thoughts on the Strider situation?
Male Voice: Interesting that you mention that, I've actually got a song about the whole affair lined up for the new album. It's called 'Dead Monkey Good Monkey'. Probably one of my least subtle tracks in a while. I haven't yelled so much in 40 years of life as I had in 30 minutes of recording. The boys and I were tryin' to go for an early Devin Townsend sound, y'know, the angrier the better.
Not to sidetrack too much, of course. So, as for the issue itself - as far as I'm concerned, the Striders gave peace a chance - then ate it, like they do with everything that isn't nailed to the ground in this hellhole. I'm not entirely convinced why we shouldn't just drop everything we have on Bogal Mountain.
SCP-3768-C: To no one's surprise, the Central Cabal's unanimous passing of the Mandatory Pan-Corbenese Human Sterilization Act, or MPCHSA, has been causing controversy among the colonies, resulting in demonstrations across the Lunar Capitol. Opponents, including the Child of Heaven Coalition, claim that the right to responsibly conceive children is inalienable.
President Niang, who is expected to sign the MPCHSA into law on Tuesday, released the following statement:
Male Voice: The world we live in now was meant to be the logical conclusion of our lives on Earth. To create new life here would be to create mortal life.
When this happens - and it has happened, all too often - the polarity of death is reversed, and the departed mortal leaves to live forever in Corbenic's so-called "sister universe".
The tricky bit with this, of course, is that our world is designed for immortals. Theirs isn't.
There are two inevitable results: a guaranteed living nightmare drifting off into deep space - or in the custody of the Foundation, as with several extant case studies - or the presence of an unkillable human being on Earth, with all the potential violence it would entail.
SCP-3768-C: In addition, Three Moons Press Secretary Lyndon B. Johnson has insisted that the sterilization measures are painless, non-invasive, and - finally, some good news about this - will not affect libido.
SCP-3768-C: We have some breaking news to report out of Bogal Mountain: the Witch-Queen — Hékati-Bøgal, may her name be thrice-damned for eternity — has died of apparent liver failure.
Though it has been previously believed that the Witch-Queen was immortal, drone surveillance footage has confirmed the death of the Strider Matriarch, who was responsible for the consumption and agonizing digestion of over [REDACTED] immortal human colonists.
Three Moons intelligence officials in the Prefecture have reported the Witch-Queen's last words to be "NØLAG MZJÉHN," which literally translates to "I find food-planet."
It is believed that the Witch-Queen's postmortem vector is identical to that of humans, with a possible spawn point in the [DATA REDACTED BY ORDER OF O5 COMMAND]
Foundation. We have some bad news.
At an undetermined time in the coming months, the entity you know as SCP-PC-007, a hostile, reality-warping, ten-kilometer-tall, and now immortal primate, is going to enter the orbital path of Mars, en route to Earth.
There is a negligible chance of neutralization if she is attacked before then, which becomes a full zero if she gets any nearer to Earth (multiversal iteration 2N). If the records of Foundation terminology from Earth-2M are at all analogous to yours, you have an XK on your hands - at best.
Look - she is aware of the existence of SCP-3319, and it'll likely be the first thing she'll smash to pieces. There's no easy exit here.
This is going to be a long and difficult battle, and the best potential outcomes that the pre-cogs in R&D can come up with involve the death of 89.5% of humanity.
Many adjectives - doomed, among them - come to mind, but the last thing you are in the coming months is alone. We've fought five wars against her and her armies - a good two of which were successful. You’ll be provided with as much help as we can provide.
And frankly, this is the angriest we've seen Lord JALAKÅRA in a millennium. His grudge against her predates multicellular life. Even if our army is 75% paperwork and in-fighting, we at least know He has an idea of what he's doing.
And if she does cause your extinction - well, when you get to the Great Mead Hall of Saklovai, drinks are on us.
You are watched, you are protected, and win or lose, you are loved.
- ☽☽☽
