🍆The Booty Squad🍑
When tf were you guys gonna tell me that you were all mercs?!?!
Wait, what, you didn’t know??? ?
Regulus
Babe, we tried telling you this every time you’re here.
Sinclaire
LMAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fitzgerald
Wait, when you first met us we were all in our gear. Why did you think we were all carrying guns??
Regulus
I thought you guys had like… a really intense MilSim kink or something.
Holy fuck jessie, babe, no
Fitzgerald
HOw was I suppose to know you guys were actual fuckin paramilitary??
You guys are literally called “the Handsome Boy Modeling School”
Yes! You can tell because it’s painted on our VERY expensive equipment.
Sinclaire
Sweetie, we cannot afford to waste the exorbitant amount of Łucre needed to act that out as a kink.
Merriweather
Babe, we all turned invisible for you. Do you know how expensive it is to do that?
Fitzgerald
I thought like… demons just did that
No, it was the suits, babe.
Sinclaire
We aren't Belial, Jessie. We can't just turn invisible naturally.
Merriweather
Wait so...
when you guys chatted me up and gave me your number, what was that about?
Uh... well... you know. You're foundation, you know your shit, you match our vibe and we really enjoy spending time together with you.
I don't wanna use the word "employee poaching" or anything since that's not *strictly* allowed and all.
But.... you know.. if you ever think about changing employers. well, you got a special invite to come join us.
Regulus
Jess, wait, hang on one fuckin sec here.
what… did you think we were doing?
When we handed you our calling card.
Fitzgerald
uhhhhhhhhhh
I thought you guys were like…
prostitutes
and you were just advertising your brothel.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Fitzgerald
OH COme on!!!!! It was an easy mistake to make!!!!!
It really isn’t jessie sweetie.
Merriweather
Yeah let me just hand flyers out for my brothel dressed in my expensive assassin suit and my even MORE expensive smart gun.
Sinclaire
Finally, a real use for the suits besides sneaking up on people and cutting their heads off.
Fitzgerald
Ooh yeah, dude I could turn on active camo and slip a bunch of calling cards into some dude’s pockets. I’d be so fuckin good at that.
Regulus
Stoooooopppppp i already feel like a big dummy
alright, we’ll stop sweetie.
Merriweather
Aw, I’m sorry Jessie-Pie, I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings.
Fitzgerald
Fitz out here being the group’s biggest softie.
Sinclaire
Oh hush. >w>
Fitzgerald
😼
Sinclaire
To your credit, babe, “the Handsome Boy Modeling School” is a REALLY good name for a brothel.
Fitzgerald
I’d work there.
Regulus
Of course you would.
Sinclaire
Like you wouldn’t visit me every chance you could~
Regulus
... Maybe.
Sinclaire
Sinny, it’s not a crime to have feelings you know.
Merriweather
😾
Sinclaire
He said “maybe” this time! That’s progress.
Fitzgerald
Speaking of visits…
we still on this Friday night yeah?
Absolutely
Fitzgerald
We’ll always make time for you, sweetie
Merriweather
Fuck yes
Sinclaire
Can’t wait!!!!!!!
Regulus
Niiiice~
Also
Bring the suits too ❤️
👻🍆🍑💦
Sinclaire