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ПРЕДУПРЕЖДЕНИЕ СИСТЕМЫ БЕЗОПАСНОСТИ! Реестр SCP-2111 и все связанные с ним файлы являются компонентами меметической системы безопасности Фонда. Эти файлы содержат летальные когнитивные угрозы и мемы, и доступ к ним должен осуществляться только авторизированным персоналом. Доступ к реестру SCP-2111 в базе данных разрешен только Отделу меметики. За дальнейшей информацией обратитесь к своему куратору HMCL.

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• CODENAME: Cimmerian/kaktus Proposal - "The Broke God"
• CODENAME: Henzoid-Crocket's Proposal - "When Day Breaks Up"
• CODENAME: Director Bold's Proposal - "Guys, please don't read our SCPs 🥺"
• CODENAME: Fishish's Proposal - "Truth Hurts </3"
• CODENAME: Plauge's Proposal - The Great Seal
• SCP-002-J - Amnesiac Treatment
• SCP-004-J - Stan from Accounting
• SCP-6k-J - Out of the Mouths of Babes
• SCP-7K-J - Upvote/Downvote Coin
• SCP-8==D-J - Monster Containment for My Monumental Dong
• SCP-015-J - Just Really Misunderstood
• SCP-017-J - Narcissistic Time Displacement Field
• SCP-018-J - Normal Trench Coat Worn By An Adult
• SCP-027-J - Schrödinger's Remote
• SCP-027-DE-J - The big bad tap hen
• SCP-029-J - Jesus Take the Wheel!
• SCP-031-J - Evening of Terrors
• SCP-042-J - Billions of Anomalous Pillows
• SCP-044-J - SCP-J(argon)
• SCP-044-DE-J - This damn schnapps
• SCP-063-J - Non-Euclidean Geometries
• SCP-80s-J - Strangerer Things
• SCP-80-K-J - Chicken Corps
• SCP-093-J - Failed Embezzlement Scheme
• SCP-096-J - NarrAway
• SCP-ES-101-J - The Hard-To-Open Container
• SCP-103-J - Confirmed
• SCP-106-J - The Barbecue Man
• SCP-0110-J - Personal Retirement, Effective Immediately
• SCP-118-J - The Saltiest Doctor Alive
• SPC-126-J - Not Shark For Work
• SCP-143-J - insert witty name here
• SCP-164-J - Ear Magic
• SCP-184-J - The Elaboration Squirrel
• SCP-222-J - Contagious Biophysical Behavior
• SCP-248-J - Picture It
• SCP-273-J - ‘Freezies’
• SCP-294-J - Genesis, Freshly Brewed
• SCP-300-J - Our Glorious Ruler
• SCP-314-J - Numerical Proofs (That You Suck)
• SCP-334-J - The Lost Sock Room
• SCP-419-J - A Trustworthy Man
• SCP-444-J - Six Day Long Fruit Preserves Convention
• SCP-477-J - This Should Be A Mainlist
• SCP-543-J - Tweetle Beetles
• SCP-555-J - Squid Mop
• SCP-615-J - Diplomatic Immunity
• SCP-630-J - A Song In Their Heart
• SCP-661-J - Crippling Indecisiveness
• SCP-721-J - A Stupid Dog Picture
• SCP-732-J - Tiny Ceramic Seahorse
• SCP-733-J - System Of A Down
• SCP-800-J - American Football
• SCP-810-J - A Dog In Need Of Funds
• SCP-900-J - Modern Major Keter-Class
• SCP-930-J - You little rascal!
• SCP-939-J - Crime Time Canine
• SCP-990-J - Dream Dude
• SCP-1020-J - Fridge Horror
• SCP-1040-J - A Dangerous Mental Contagion
• SCP-1049-J - The Grim Bucket
• SPC-1057-J - Absence Of Punchable Shark
• SCP-1089-J - The Carpet Ate It Again
• SCP-1111-J - A Working Computer
• SCP-1131-J - It works, guys! Trust me!
• SCP-1132-J - Head-Cannons
• SCP-1134-J - Masking Tape
• SCP-1162-J - "Double Down Sandwich"
• SCP-1224-J - Duck-Class Personnel
• SCP-1256-J - Bees are Dumb as Fuck, Much More So than You Could Possibly Imagine
• SCP-1294-J - Watering-down Can
• SCP-12954-J - Damn, That's Deep
• SCP-1417-J - Passive-Aggressive Meteorite
• SCP-1472-J - Scranton Realty Anchors
• SCP-1557-J - The Writer's Block
• SCP-1595-J - Sweethearts
• SCP-1622-J - No Object Class Whatsoever
• SCP-1638-J - A Dark and Mysterious Printing Plate
• SCP-1797-J - "GEORGE WASHINGTON ENTERTAINING A GENTLEMAN FRIEND WHILE PICKING HIS NOSE"
• SCP-1830-J - Opening Line
• SCP-1840-J - The Hard Sell
• SCP-1851-J - Fibber Lake
• SCP-1914-J - Silencing Piano
• SCP-1921-J - Riemann's Router
• SCP-1939-J - FIX MY FUCKING ROOF
• SCP-1948-J - The Comrade
• SCP-1950-J - Locked away in the tallest Containment Cell
• SCP-1955-J - Musical Audio Surveillance Distortion
• SCP-1981-J - Just A Small Town Girl
• SCP-1997-J - Pro-Pain
• SCP-2001-J - Laser Butt Disease
• SCP-2002-J - The -J stands for Jaywalker
• SCP-2019-J - a shaggy dog
• DDD-2034 - Destroy, Destroy, Destroy
• SCP-2100-J - Hard-Boiled Fedora
• SCP-2130-J - "But seriously, folks…"
• SCP-2421-J - The Upvote Syndrome
• SCP-2600-J - Bicycle Mafia
• SCP-2618-J - Then Who Was Nanners?
• SCP-2718-J - Weekend at Dammerung's
• SCP-2719-J - an inside joke
• SCP-2772-J - SUV Sales Pitch
• SPC-2935-J - O, Fin
• SCP-2950-J - THE POSTCARD
• SCP-3001-J - Brown Reality.
• SPC-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old BLÅHAJ
• SCP-3034-J - Voresnake
• SPC-3284-J - Lava Sharks
• SCP-3333-J - Angsty Teenage Plant
• SCP-3448-J - Should Have Taken Him Sleeping
• SCP-3472-J - In time, you will come to hate me.
• SCP-3560-J - A Discerning Gentleman
• SCP-3790-J - Pantopicon IV: The Search for Pantopticon III (sic)
• SCP-4000-J - 2boo
• SCP-4001-J - Life, Read Right to Left
• SCP-4237-J - Object of Indescribable Action
• SCP-4263-J - Googly Eyes
• SCP-4297-J - Normal Australian Wildlife
• SCP-47-47-J - Rusty the Wonder Dog
• SCP-4800-J - The One True God
• SCP-5040-J - Stripèd Gangs
• SCP-5150-J - Think Of The Children
• SCP-5200-J - JUST SAY NO!!!!!!!!
• SCP-5280-J - Antiquated Measurement System
• SCP-5417-J - The Deadly Nackle
• SCP-5846-J - Author's Commentary
• SCP-6000-Jay - The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
• SCP-6009-J - HerbiVore!? I Barely Even Know Her!
• SCP-6132-J - Terrain Fumble
• SCP-6140-J - The Br*tish Empire
• SCP-6269-J - The Multiversal Fishing Machine
• SCP-6283-J - Standard Foundation Procedure
• SCP-6395-J - [untitled fish article]
• SCP-7007-J - Subs Only!
• SCP-7143-J - THE KNOB
• SCP-7394-J - HILARIOUS FARTING FROG CLICK NOW TO SEE
• SCP-7475-J - Turbo Shark Pulverizer 6000
• SCP-7560-J - Deccadence, Being the Writings of Wisest RESEARCHER Frank Gene Decray
• SCP-7789-J - There are so many possible puns for this! Some are too phon-ny and others won't fly.
• SCP-7800-J - The Five-Second Rule
• SCP-8003-J - Why Bother?
• SCP-80RK-J - Unfortunately The Best Doggo
• SCP-8231-J - Super Flying T-Rex
• SCP-8851-J - Super Cheap Procedures
• SCP-9999-J - Ground Beef
• SCP-19316-J - Improper Terminology
• SCP-99826-J - The Mind Screw
• SCP-41D3N73-J - Lotsa Pasta
• SCP-649-2568-J - Technicolor Geography
• SCP-1347-1353-J - What a Pestis
• SCP-32-J - The Criminal
• SCP-BLANK-J - Curse You, Antimemetics!
• SCP-CASH4D-J - The People Person
• SCP-COOL-J - A Really Cool Guy
• SCP-Ducks-J - KILLER SALES AT SITE-19!!!
• SCP-HR009-J - Eye-Grabbing Clickbait Title
• SCP-Jaguar-J - Junior Researcher Hutchins' Incredible Automobile
• SCP-L135-J - Very Powerful Psychic Man
• SCP-META-EX-J - Please Don't Coldpost
• SCP-META GUN-J - Guns Pointed At The Balls Of God
• SCP-MWT-J - [SELF-PROPAGATING DANGER]
• SCP-O5-J - Sorry, I do not understand the command.
• SCP-PU1P-J - A PULPy Machine
• SCP-ROCKS-J - A Pile Of Rocks That Need To Shut The Hell Up
• SCP-SAFE-J - Some safes
• SCP-SPC-J - "Shark" "Punching" "Center"
• SCP-SPDR-J - Arachnophobic Colleague
• SCP-sqrt(-1)-J - SCP-\sqrt{-1} -J
• SCP-SQYD-J - Sqyd Game
• SCP-TLDR-J - An Easily Digestible Document
• SCP-V1L3-J - A VILE Machine
• SCP-WCPGW-J - You're Thinking Too Much
• SCP-WOW-J - Dr. Fynegan and Agent Forelli's Bizarre Adventure
• SCP-@#%&!-J - Titters The Talking Bird

SCP-6535

Особые условия содержания: SCP-6535 нужно оставить в покое.

Описание: SCP-6535 - это женщина восточноазиатского происхождения, возрастом 17 лет, на текущий момент не находящаяся на содержании. Она бродит по свету и не держит ни на кого зла.

Приложение 6535.1: Нашла это, пока рылась в своей старой камере. Похоже, это всё, что пережило мои перестройки реальности.

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