Alex Thorley Eats A Burger – за авторством syuzhet.

The smell of cooked meat, the taste of it on your tongue, the soft fat oozing from between the edges of your teeth.

It's a nice thing to be able to eat real food for once.

Alex Thorley Hungers For a Bagel – за авторством JakdragonX.

Oh, speaking of feeling things: I'm still hungry.

alex thorley dreams of sushi. – за авторством LORDXVNV.

You would expect an ocean this big to have actual waves, but it's just ripples. They're just there. They'll never crash onto the shore. There won't ever be a climax.

The Blank Page – за авторством Prismal.

You stare at the empty page, scared.

Alex Thorley's Christmas Special – за авторством FLOORBOARDS.

After [Period of time of employment.] we are [Sad/relived/excited.] to see you go. Your transfer from [Insert former Department here.] to [Insert current Department here.] has been approved. We are thankful you have continued to dutifully serve the Foundation in our mission.

Alex Thorley Goes on a Blind Date – за авторством IronShears.

You are Alex Thorley. You have been waiting for 30 minutes.

Give me Back to the Sky – за авторством Fishish.

You have never felt better, which makes you nauseous.

Alex Thorley Writes A Poem – за авторством IndustryStandard.

//You don't need to know your hands // if you do no work.//

ILLCOVETYOUIFYOUCOVERME – за авторством FLOORBOARDS.

Kindness: But the defense of love remains where it was: Standing on the bastion of the night, overlooking the red dawn where one day the sky will be painted with yellow stars as well.

[Donald John Trump exits from behind the podium. He smiles widely and repeatedly bows. He waves both his hands. He looks back and forth.]

Sundial – за авторством Aftokrator.

What is the inverse of a human being?

Maga zine – за авторством Prismal.

Open?

Alex Thorley in A Dramatic Irony – за авторством Cyvstvi.

ALEX THORLEY
I’m just going through the motions. That’s all.

Alex Thorley Confuses a Guy – за авторством Kothardarastrix.

"I don’t not do anything."

**BAROQUE** – за авторством Fishish.

How this make u feel white boy

scatterbrained. – за авторством Troutmaskreplica.

god, what am i doing?

SCP-5863 – Myths Made Plain – за авторством SynthPanda_.

The nature of SCP-5863 is currently unknown to the Foundation. The following proposed explanations are currently under investigation.

SCP-983 – The Party is Today – за авторством FLOORBOARDS.

I can't keep pretending these aren't presents from myself.

SCP-6478 – Not Dementia - It's Something Else – за авторством Quicksilvers.

The results and side effects of ingesting SCP-6478-1 are inconclusive.

SCP-6558 – Word Disassociation – за авторством tstaffor.

Special Containment Procedures: Containment.

SCP-7591 – Alex Thorley Kills A Guy – за авторством PlaguePJP.

Lague: Have you ever had violent thoughts?

SCP-7195 – Алекс Торли заводит кота – за авторством Prismal.

Торли мяукает.

SCP-7195 мяукает.

SCP-7356 – Noncanonical Materials – за авторством FLOORBOARDS.

Those in the presence of SCP-7356 have not reported adverse effects. However, assigned ritualists — even those who had been amnesticized — have reported experiencing dreams depicting an unknown species of bird, possibly a crow or raven, gliding down a hallway.

SCP-7365 – Take/Off/Day – за авторством IndustryStandard.

Congratulations! You have won (earned) a complementary, all-expenses-paid, trip around the world!

SCP-6352 – Mother Died Today – за авторством fabuIa.

You are not a member of the Department of Unreality. This does not concern you.

SCP-7488 – anything for your eyes – за авторством winkwonkboi.

They all died, screaming. SCP-7488 wields a gun. The bullets are painted in kaleidoscopic hues.

SCP-7413 – Rhizomatic Serial Killer – за авторством FLOORBOARDS.

Several calls were made to the police precinct of northern ████████, ██████, USA, in which a low, androgynous voice stated "there is a killer on the loose" before hanging up.

SCP-8993 – embody – за авторством SynthPanda_.

While the SCP-8993 CORE will regain what was lost, it will never regain its shape.

SCP-8591 ⁠— Alex Thorley Doesn’t Get Away With It – за авторством PlaguePJP.

Thorley: (On the phone) It’s here again.

SCP-8195 ⁠— Alex Thorley Gets Away With It – за авторством Syuzhet.

Thorley: (On the phone) Yeah, no, that's okay.
Thorley: Like... chicken? No, that's fine. Just get that one instead.
Thorley: Yep.
Thorley: No, really, it's it's okay. We'll talk about it later, okay?
Thorley:
Thorley: Love you, bye.

SCP-7646 ⁠— Alex Thorley is Implicated in the DuPont Teflon Scandal – за авторством Billith.

The consequences of SCP-7646's existence, as well as the existence of similar events, are to be ameliorated in perpetuity by the ongoing efforts of OPERATION ALEX THORLEY DRINKS 700+ GLASSES OF WATER.

SCP-8797— The Collected Works of Alex Thorley – за авторством Tufto.
SCP-8797 has been discontinued as a result of reader disinterest. We thank you for your interest in [publishing company] and encourage you to check out our works by other authors, such as:

SCP-7825 — Thorley Minus Thorley – за авторством troutmaskreplica.
Special Containment Procedures: Alex Thorley is the sole individual responsible for the research and containment of SCP-7825.

SCP-CN-2186 - Alex Thorley每次回办公室都看到同事在装死 – за авторством sjx07.

Alex Thorley had died at Alex Thorley's hands a few times, but Alex Thorley was still alive, still writing this document, still able to kill Alex Thorley if they so wished.

SCP-031-VN - Listen To The Whispers Of The Unreals – за авторством Welpermander.

[DATA IRRELEVANT]: Unreality is so basic, so easy to comprehend. You are but a burden to everyone. Nobody here is not disappointed with you.

SCP-ZH-161 - Alex Thorley Works From 9 To 5 – за авторством Kikunai.

Mouse and Keyboard: Frequently being pressed; of which frequency of the mouse's usage is higher than that of the keyboard.

«Они — Алекс Торли» за авторством LOVEMARGINAL

«витрувианские торли и кот в коробке, #FFFFFF, #000000» за авторством LORDXVNV

«Дональду Трампу и другим 19 людям штатом Джорджия предъявлено обвинение в нелегальной попытке сорвать выборы 2020 года» за авторством SynthPanda_

«Алекс Торли нажимает кнопку "escape"» за авторством Kikunai